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swarnpert:

when john lennon went to school the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. he drew a dick and wrote “suck it mr. teach” the teacher told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told the teacher he didnt understand life. that teacher? albert einstein

This is the best story Abraham Lincoln ever wrote!

liberalsarecool:

theatlantic:

Cliven Bundy and the Tyranny All Around Us

How would the Nevada standoff be different if the rancher were black? American history has already answered that question.
Read more. [Image: Jim Urquhart/Reuters]


A black rancher, or Mexican rancher claiming ancestral rights, who had not paid for government services would be labeled “taker” and the FOX News/Right Wing Echo chamber would be calling for the government to “take aim” and end this before a right wing vigilante did it first. 
Had the black or Mexican rancher been killed, the right wing would have reported he got what he deserved. 

liberalsarecool:

theatlantic:

Cliven Bundy and the Tyranny All Around Us

How would the Nevada standoff be different if the rancher were black? American history has already answered that question.

Read more. [Image: Jim Urquhart/Reuters]

A black rancher, or Mexican rancher claiming ancestral rights, who had not paid for government services would be labeled “taker” and the FOX News/Right Wing Echo chamber would be calling for the government to “take aim” and end this before a right wing vigilante did it first. 

Had the black or Mexican rancher been killed, the right wing would have reported he got what he deserved. 

Oh my God, i thought it was just a TV show!

Oh my God, i thought it was just a TV show!

azspot:

Matt Davies
nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

Actually, I think the supreme court’s main problem has something to do with scrotums.

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

Actually, I think the supreme court’s main problem has something to do with scrotums.

Buzz kill bastard!

Buzz kill bastard!

conspiracycatalog:

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Theorist: Freeman

Website: http://freemantv.com/obama-clone-of-an-egyptian-pharaoh/

See also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQdfT3gKrD8 (worth watching for epic music video opening alone)

What makes a president? Strength of character? Adept political maneuvering? Unbridled wealth…

Okay Mr Trump, I am a big enough man to admit when you’re right , you’re right. That clay tablet birth certificate should have been a dead giveaway.

nerdrage42:

dichotomization:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzerwas the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.


And the rest was herstory!!!

You go girl!, no literally you go , the suits are on your tail.

nerdrage42:

dichotomization:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzerwas the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.

And the rest was herstory!!!

You go girl!, no literally you go , the suits are on your tail.

nerdrage42:

This is literally how I’m going to remember United States geography.

Oh my god, I flee Maine to escape the clutches of Stephen King and run right into the arms of the government, where are zombies when you need them.

nerdrage42:

This is literally how I’m going to remember United States geography.

Oh my god, I flee Maine to escape the clutches of Stephen King and run right into the arms of the government, where are zombies when you need them.

forteanworld:

A photograph of Union Soldiers during the American Civil War posing next to what appears to be a recently shot Pteranodon. 
Although widely regarded as a hoax, there are legends throughout Native American cultures of Thunderbirds, whose descriptions allude to a creature not yet recognised by science.

Garry Puckett and the Union Gap pose for the cover of their box set entitled ” Rock and Roll Dinosaur “

forteanworld:

A photograph of Union Soldiers during the American Civil War posing next to what appears to be a recently shot Pteranodon. 

Although widely regarded as a hoax, there are legends throughout Native American cultures of Thunderbirds, whose descriptions allude to a creature not yet recognised by science.

Garry Puckett and the Union Gap pose for the cover of their box set entitled ” Rock and Roll Dinosaur “